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Cows Can Now Booty Call Their Farmers

Seeded on Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:50 AM EST
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Farming cows is a thankless task; keeping track of their fertility sounds funny, but it's what keeps meat in your burger and milk on your cereal.

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Fortunately, mobile technology means that cows can now drop their farmers an SMS when they're feeling frisky. That's right. Bovine sexting has arrived.

    Reply#1 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:50 AM EST
    T. Fargo

    Is it just me, or is that a picture of two female cows? I think another type of bovine taboo is happening here too.

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    Reply#2 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:21 AM EST
    Desertzonie

    LOL -- I guess cows aren't as uptight as we humans.

      #2.1 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:06 AM EST
      Jimmy the Goon

      Yes, female cows establish dominance by humping each other. I guess we know who wears the pants in this relationship.

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      #2.2 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:57 AM EST
      T. Fargo

      Hey Jimmy, Have you ever seen two cows with a milk mustache?

        #2.3 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:20 PM EST
        Jimmy the Goon

        LOL! That is truly hilarious..and sick..ROFLMAO!

          #2.4 - Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:14 AM EST
          T. Fargo

          I thought you'd like that one. I was laughing as I typed it!

            #2.5 - Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:44 AM EST
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            backroads

            They used to hang a device on the back end of cows but I forget what they called it.

              Reply#3 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:07 PM EST
              Desertzonie

              That's probably a good thing don't ya think?

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              #3.1 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:41 PM EST
              backroads

              When I raised cattle, I rented a bull.

              I suppose he was a male prostitute.

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              #3.2 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:14 PM EST
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              Misty1950

              Does this apply to sheep as well cuz it seems like there are a lot of farmers out there doin the booty call, so this might threaten their masculinity

              • 1 vote
              Reply#4 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:21 PM EST
              sean67

              My ex went to the other side, so this picture will be a good Christmas card for her and hers. Yes I know moderate me if you like. but I feel better typing it out and clicking the post comment.

              • 1 vote
              Reply#5 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:00 PM EST
              Desertzonie

              Glad to help, the picture is pretty funny --- Just remember -- stuff happens that you can not stop from happening no matter who or what you are (or do)_... .

              I feel better typing it out and clicking the post comment

              Yep -- I do that all the time. That is why I hang out here. Good to hear from you!

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              #5.1 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:18 PM EST
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              backroads

              All right. Enough is enough. I'll have to clue in you city slickers. What you see in the photo is a demonstration of the bovine heimlich maneuver. Sometimes, dairy cows choke on their cuds.

              • 1 vote
              Reply#6 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:26 PM EST
              Desertzonie

              OK -- Have you been checked out by a qualified physiatrist-- LOL!!!!! Now I remember why we are NV friends!!!

              • 1 vote
              #6.1 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:34 PM EST
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